They’re dead silent I can’t hear shit, I didn’t really think that was possible but I literally got what I want thank yall

I've tried the silent reds. Unlike most silent switches, they do not feel squishy. If you push down the key slowly, you can hear a bit of creaking, so for those that care to, it might be worth lubing the springs. It's not very noticeable, however. If you really pound the key hard, it does make a louder sound, but from normal typing it is pretty silent. Having not tried the tactile variants, I can't speak for how silent those may be. If you need silent switches but don't want them to feel like silent switches, I think these are a fairly good choice.

If you're into silent tactiles, you should try out the Silent Rose. They're very smooth right out of the box, and not at all mushy on the bottom-out like most silent tactiles.

They're currently my favorite silent tactile, followed by T1 Shrimp, Boba U4s, then Zilents V2.

The closest non-silent tactile I'd compare them to is the Designer Studio White Jades.